Am I the only one who has noticed that all the buyer’s advocates are just kind of missing? Is there some big buyer’s agent convention going on at the moment or something? Because every office I’ve been to this week has been closed. None of them have signs out the front explaining the mysterious absence. It’s like they all just got up, closed shop and went on holiday all at once. This is really quite bothersome, as I do need a buyer’s agent to help me find the best property for me. I thought finding a buyer’s agent around Hawthorn would be easy as pie, but it turns out that it is anything but that.
I’ve been trying to clue together what really happened, and I have a few theories. My first one is that that all the buyer’s advocates have been abducted and taken to a planet somewhere across the galaxy. There, the agents are being put through trials and tests to see who the best of them is. The winner will be selected to help the alien king buy his dream home. I suppose that’s a bit preposterous, so let’s try something a little more realistic. So, obviously, the people who have disappeared are buyer’s advocates. Melbourne is known for its excellent nightlife, right? That means that all of the buyer’s agents have a secret club somewhere in the city, and they’ve all fallen so in love with the place that they are all hanging out there now and having a week-long party.
I mean, what else could it be? I suppose there could be some annual observance that I’m not aware of where all the buyer’s agents stop working for a week, like a buyer’s agent Christmas or something. Either way, I hope that they get back to their offices soon. I’m really keen to start my house search but I can’t begin until the buyer’s agents return.
– Daniel